The slut walk.

I was driving home from dropping my friend off at his place after a long night of drunken female hunting, which was unsuccessful and highly disappointing. When I drove past a rally of about a thousand people, wielding posters and sign cards, I even heard a loud chant as I slowed down to get a good look. I would have kept driving if it wasn’t for all the half naked girls that where strutting down the road.   

So I found the nearest parking I could and joined the group of eccentrics thinking that this is just anther one of those weird events that happens in Cape Town.

When I say eccentric I mean eccentric. There were men in red dresses obviously looking embarrassed but it was “for the cause” I did not know what the “cause” was. There where girls painted blue, others where yellow. There where two girls wearing mini skirts and plasters over their nipples. I found myself in the perfect hunting environment and I didn’t even have to pay cover charge.

So hunt I did. I spoke to some of the sluttiest girls I could find and asked “why?”

The answer I got wasn’t what I was imagining, I was expecting something like, “cuz ima slut and I wanna fuck” instead I got an ear full about the power to the women and freedom of expression. I managed to use this to my advantage anyway and pursued a conversation with this girl until a video camera that wanted an interview was more interesting than me.

Before she was whisked away by a man with a mic I found out what the cause was. Turns out there’s a cop in Toronto (that’s in Canada) who made a speech about rape. He was quoted saying, “I should not say this, but if women did not dress like sluts then they would not be raped”

That single sentence instigated ‘slut walks’ all over the world. My comment about what he said doesn’t matter, I’m just glad he did. I was enjoying the fruits of his condemnation. You might think I’m a bad man or whatever, but besides having fun and finding my feet, I lost my voice chanting with the girls who felt objectified which made them feel better.

There was a group conciseness present and everyone had small realizations. I realized that the youth are crazy and it’s not a phase, it’s a paradigm shift.

                    

If I was limitless

If my mind had no limits and I had the power to harness the complete potential of my mind I would have very different thoughts. In actuality I would have never made this introduction had this been the case. My introduction would have been swift and to the point.

Now to the point we go.

When one controls the entire being of their earthly vessel they make a bond with nature, its called “entirement “ yes I know its not a word but wait it is however an idea. If we as people could reach the entirety of our potential we would be different, new and unseen. Like that word over there, on the left in inverted commas. 

That is why it had to be created it is one of the things I would do having insane intelligence and all, seeing as it does make complete sense. In a way we have all been forced to believe that words have a cap and that cap is a word at the same time.  What a world, what possibility. Suppose I’m the only one with this gift I would have chips on the planet.

Consider this for a second; you can wake up in the morning and devise a mechanic to use perpetual motion to create free energy.

By ten o’clock you are in the garage with aluminum tubes and can of nos.

By noon you are watching the F1 cars use your mechanic.

I am sure your getting the idea here. We could be a force to be welcomed if we all moved in a different groove. If we as people envy intelligence instead of beauty we would be evolving.

How can a race capable of making cars that go 400kph with air conditioning and quadraphonic stereo not be able to avoid violence and pollution?

It’s a conundrum but we trudge on through the trenches muskets handy wearing our crests and our hearts on our sleeves.

This is the world I would save had I had this gift of “entirement”.

I am one for peace and love the two things that guarantee good fun and life.

Call me pro life because we really need to abort current M.O

Had the man who created the television known a guy in the ad business he would have thought twice. I don’t mean a guy who is a dreamer hoping to make art, I mean a dream weaver.

The way we all follow the cause is alarming maybe it’s just me but it seems weird that people are completely dependent on the clan.

We must get free and chase the birds let us educate ourselves and fulfill our ambition. Inside we all imagine heaven. Lets live it and share our visions with each other. No more Warren Peace, schizophrenia is a disorder and those lead to some sort of accident or failure.

If I were limitless I would teach that to the world.